potatoesoftheworld

Submit here your random humorous quote.
Mine:
Life is hard... cookies are soft

potatoesoftheworld

Teacher's call it cheating, we call it teamwork

potatoesoftheworld

Yellow light doesn't mean slow down, it means floor it before its red

potatoesoftheworld

Parents call it "back talk" we call it "explaining why their wrong"

matthew

Sometimes I wonder... Why is that frisbee getting bigger... Then it hits me...

matthew

♥ quote #2

sheftali52

We drive on a parkway but park on a driveway?

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If you must cheat, cheat fairly.

He who laughs last, last laughs.

Why can't life's problems confront us when we're seventeen and know everything?

Too many cooks gather no moss.

One of the advantages of being totally disorganised is that I keep making exciting discoveries.

If you must panic, do it with style.

polenta

I'm panicking because I don't remember any..... but WITH STYLE .

(WINK)

lynnspotter

Polenta, I think you have hit on the quote of the century!! You've made up one to fit me anyway!! Now take a deep breath... ohmmmmm... let Gods peace wash over you...

potatoesoftheworld

98% of kids drink or smoke before they turn 18. I like bagels.

Deep down, we've all wanted to try a real Krabby Patty

It's Been Like 12 Years, That Rabbit Deserves Some Freaking Trix Already!

matthew

It's been over 30 years... Alas I have aged myself again...

matthew

I much prefer the darkness... Unless there is no light...

Baldur

I'd say more than 40 years

Baldur

from Wikipedia:

Joe Harris created the Trix Rabbit, an anthropomorphic cartoon rabbit who debuted in a 1954 Trix television commercial. In subsequent commercials, this rabbit would continually try to trick children into giving him a bowl of Trix cereal. He would be discovered every time, and the kids would tell him that he was a silly rabbit and that "Trix [were] for kids," and take back their cereal. These ads would often end with the Trix Rabbit following up the kids' "Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!" with "...and sometimes, for tricky rabbits!". However, he did occasionally succeed in obtaining and eating the Trix on some occasions, including a box top mail-in contest is held entitled "Let The Rabbit Eat Trix.[3] The results were an overwhelming "yes", and the rabbit is depicted within an ad campaign to finally have a taste of Trix.[3] Children who voted received a button based their siding in the election.

The rabbit's popularity has led him to appear in some other commercials, as well, such as a Got Milk? advertisement. However, not all reception for the Trix rabbit has been positive. AOL named the Trix rabbit one of the "20 Most Annoying Pitchmen and Mascots".

Dragon

Was the Energizer Bunny on that list, cause I hate that stinkin' bunny.

Dragon

My 2 favorite quotes:

1.You can never make anything idiot-proof because idiots are so ingenious.

2. Women and cats will do as they please, men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

matthew

Men & Dogs will show you affection while secretly, they just want to hump tour leg...

matthew

-tour +your

midnightpoet

What if the hokey pokey is *really* what it's all about?