brigsis

My food keeps falling through the grill, Maybe I shouldn't put peas on it next time.

If you fall down the stairs, do the stars really want you to get to the top?

P.S when they fell down the stairs they didn't get hurt!

Boochie

If, at first, you don't want to dry the dishes, just dry, dry, again.
(in case you can't tell, that was based on something I heard one day: If, at first, you don't succeed, try, try, again)