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21. 24 Feb 2010 05:13 | ||
Whoever said anything was possible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door. |
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22. 24 Feb 2010 05:14 | ||
I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned. |
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23. 24 Feb 2010 05:14 | ||
Tact is for people not witty enough to be sarcastic. |
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24. 24 Feb 2010 05:26 | ||
The sarcasm society: Like we need your support |
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25. 24 Feb 2010 15:34 | ||
If I had it to do all over again, I would start at the end and work my way back... |
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26. 25 Feb 2010 05:18 | ||
My friend wrote this one after her big emotional break up with this guy: |
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27. 25 Feb 2010 05:27 | ||
Here's a story: |
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28. 25 Feb 2010 05:45 | ||
Thats funny!! I was a mass in a Catholic church, and this little boy kept swinging the rosary back and forth. Finally his mother said "why do you keep doing that?" The boy replied, "I'm taking Jesus for a ride!" |
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29. 26 Feb 2010 05:13 | ||
If I'd known what a joy grandchildren could be, I would have had those first. |
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30. 26 Feb 2010 07:12 | ||
LOL... Login, that was one of my mother's favorite sayings... (she told it to me regularly) ... |
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31. 26 Feb 2010 10:12 | ||
When life gives you lemons... cut them in half and squirt the juice in the eyes of your enemies! |
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32. 26 Feb 2010 17:39 | ||
What's this thing you call "NORMAL"? |
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33. 26 Feb 2010 19:39 | ||
'Normal' is a line running through a bunch of dots without ever actually touching any of 'em. |
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34. 27 Feb 2010 13:52 | ||
"Wot I sez is, life may not be all you want it to be, but it's all yer'v got, so stick a feather in yer 'at and be 'appy!" |
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35. 27 Feb 2010 13:54 | ||
You'll know when your getting old ... when you sit in a rocking chair and you can't make it go. |
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36. 27 Feb 2010 13:55 | ||
... and your back goes out more often than you do. |
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37. 1 Mar 2010 14:00 | ||
How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? |
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38. 1 Mar 2010 14:52 | ||
Good one, Tater!! |
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39. 1 Mar 2010 14:54 | ||
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? |
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40. 6 Apr 2010 14:59 | ||
How many dummies dose it take to be smart |