Boochie

If, at first, you don't want to dry the dishes, just dry, dry, again.
(in case you can't tell, that was based on something I heard one day: If, at first, you don't succeed, try, try, again)

brigsis

My food keeps falling through the grill, Maybe I shouldn't put peas on it next time.

If you fall down the stairs, do the stars really want you to get to the top?

P.S when they fell down the stairs they didn't get hurt!

Ash12

How many dummies dose it take to be smart


NONE!!!!!They cant be smart if there dumd

Dragon

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?










How many?







2, but how did they get in the lightbulb in the first place?

(Hope that wasn't too risque for this thread)

lilalee

Good one, Tater!!