Title: Unconventional UFO hovering
created on 02 May 20

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1. chelydra wrote:
 As we read in our previous episode, the elephantine elite whose theocratic rule has dominated Saturn for untold ages is disturbed by reports of their ancient enemies the pangolins...
2. chelydra wrote:
 ...who were all exiled to Earth 1344 Saturn-years ago for unmentionable offenses against the gods...
3. chelydra wrote:
 ...causing difficulties for their new neighbors, the gentle and beloved humans whose kindly civil ways have made of the Earth such a marvelous and joyous place...
4. chelydra wrote:
 These worthy bipeds have lately been suffering unimaginable afflictions perpetrated by dastardly pangolins, intent on seizing power over their new planet... A scout from Saturn has teleported down to Earth to investigate. His astral head hovers weightless
5. chelydra wrote:
 -ly over the terrestrial landscape, surveying the situation from on high.
6. chelydra wrote:
 Now what?
7. chelydra wrote:
 Stay tuned. While waiting for episode three, feel free to offer guesses, suggestions, denunciations, or other such contributions.
8. chelydra wrote:
 But first, our Continuity Dept has notified us that we neglected to remind you that the plague was sent to Earth from Saturn to try to exterminate the pangolins...
9. chelydra wrote:
 But the heartless depraved pangolins figured out how to redirect the pathogens to humans who were trying to befriend them at their big social clubs where all their earth-beings are welcome to gather around and hang out.
10. chelydra wrote:
 So the Saturnine scout is hovering in the earth-sky to see what he can see... which is....
11. Hazer wrote:
 nary a social club to be found. Stark, near empty streets along which scurries the odd earth vehicle.The masked and goggled commander of said vehicle appears to be...
12. chelydra wrote:
 lighting a cigar, dialing a number on his new port-a-phone, singing to his dog while trying to find a radio station, all at once.
13. chelydra wrote:
 He was also trying to study a road map, but he gave up on that task, after it occurred to him that everywhere is the same anyway.
14. chelydra wrote:
 But suddenly he sees a shape by the roadside! Brakes squeal! Tires smoke! Inhaling the burnt rubber odor (their favorite; it reminds them of their original home in hell) a pangolin calmly looks up at this new arrival, charging along the greensward waving
15. chelydra wrote:
 a tire iron... is he gathering bushmeat for his stall at the wet market? Or, worse, is he seeking pangolin souls to save with some kind of religious indoctrination?
16. chelydra wrote:
 (The pangolin checks his legs. As he expected he has no flat tires, not any wheels, so his visiter isn't coming to be helpful or useful.) The scout, looking down with interest, knows he must act decisively to...
17. AFSOUTH wrote:

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