matthew

Matthew has just been informed that he can not appear naked on TV... So we will be off the air temporarily while I cleverly disguise a wardrobe malfunction...

potatoesoftheworld

CUT! okay, you go put some clothes on. Commercial break...NOW!!!!!!!! LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA YAY FOR LALA TOILET PAPER!!!!
Okay, matthew, get back out there. WAIT! i said C-L-O-T-H-E-S not a speedo!!! thats not much better.

potatoesoftheworld

lol

AuntieB

Auntie B invented the wardrobe malfunction years ago, long before the current trend.
With one little shake my girdle's quick release hooks would fly open.
There was one very fresh man in an elevator in Chicago who spent a good week in traction after trying to get too friendly with me.

AuntieB

The dear still calls.

sheftali52

omg--the very thought of matthew naked on TV is enough to make one faint. (From terror, not delight!)

sheftali52

And Auntie B, you really must be more chaste when you're out in public. It's not right to tantalize the men!

GOLDIEGIRL8

lol